nachtfurimmer7861:

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

tattedkat2314

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namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

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seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

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retr0philia:

self-hatingnarcissist:

madameekiss:

THE GLORY

I WANNA COLLECT SWEATERS AND FLANNELS

SEX IN A CLOSET

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tyleroakley:

straightdating:

charybdiss:

Please watch this I’m in tears

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING

this was absolutely flawless

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pakeeztani:

"foreign names are so complicated!!"
coming from people who have 50 ways to spell ashley

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peoplemagazine:

he’s so proud

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